France Ceramic Flower Pink Zinnia

£18.30

I spent three hours last Sunday Googling "wall art decor" and "what to hang above a couch," falling into that familiar spiral of late-night online shopping that always seems to end with me questioning my life choices. My sister Amy had recently told me that blank walls were a sign of emotional unavailability, according to her new therapist. I wasn't sure if I believed that, but the thought haunted me enough to keep scrolling. That's when I found it: a ceramic flower that could only be described as aggressively pink, the kind of pink that makes Barbie look understated. The listing called it a zinnia, though it looked more like what would happen if Georgia O'Keeffe had a fever dream in a pottery class. It was wall mounted, with a keyhole backing that promised easy installation, though nothing in my life has ever been as easy as promised. The flower was massive – roughly the size of a salad plate – and about as subtle as my mother's hints about grandchildren. But there was something about its unapologetic presence that spoke to me. Perhaps my walls weren't emotionally unavailable after all; they were just waiting for the right ceramic flora to come along.
Dimensions

5.51 inches diameter, 2.36 inches tall

Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2024
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging

Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes

After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.