#EG01 Olive Green Echeveria
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I never imagined I'd find myself rhapsodizing about faux flora, yet here I was, utterly mesmerized by a ceramic succulent that looked like it had been plucked from the fever dream of a modernist gardener. This medium-sized green echeveria, or at least Chive's abstract interpretation of one, sat in my palm like a porcelain revelation.
"It's wall art decor," my sister declared, her voice tinged with the reverence usually reserved for religious artifacts or limited-edition sneakers. I turned the piece over, discovering a keyhole that transformed this botanical imposter into a wall-mounting marvel. "So you can actually hang this verdant visionary?" I mused, already envisioning my apartment walls blossoming into a desert of ceramic creativity.
As she waxed poetic about the virtues of these faux ceramic flowers, I found myself swept up in her enthusiasm. These weren't just decorations; they were abstract artwork masquerading as plants, staging a quiet revolution against the tyranny of living, needy flora. By the time she finished her impassioned pitch, I was a convert.
Who knew the path to interior design nirvana could be paved with ceramic succulents? Suddenly, my bare walls seemed less like a canvas and more like a barren wasteland crying out for the touch of these porcelain pretenders.
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Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2023
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Looks Great on Tables
Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?
Pretty Boxes
Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.
Can be Used on a Wall
One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.
Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes
After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
