#EG06 Peridot Comanche Peony
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I never thought I'd be the type of person to get excited about wall art, but here I am, gushing over a ceramic wall flower like it's the second coming of Andy Warhol. My sister gifted it to me last Christmas, probably as a joke, knowing full well that my idea of interior design involves stacking pizza boxes in artistic disarray.
"It's abstract art," she said, her eyes twinkling with mischief. "You know, for people who can't decide what to hang on a wall." I scoffed at first, but as I held the large green flower with its glazed pink tips, something stirred within me. It was as if Jackson Pollock had a torrid affair with a succulent, and their love child decided to become a wall ornament.
Days passed, and I found myself staring at my bare walls, mentally rearranging furniture to make space for my new ceramic companion. When I finally hung it up, it was like my apartment exhaled a sigh of relief, grateful to finally have some personality. Now, whenever someone visits, I catch them eyeing my wall art with a mix of confusion and admiration. "Is that a flower?" they ask. "Or a sea anemone on acid?" I just smile and nod. After all, isn't that what abstract art is all about?
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Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2023
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Looks Great on Tables
Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?
Pretty Boxes
Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.
Can be Used on a Wall
One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.
Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes
After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
