Japan Ceramic Flower Green Succulent

£8.90

I never imagined I'd find myself swooning over a fake plant, yet here I was, utterly besotted with a ceramic flower that looked like it had been plucked from the imagination of a tipsy leprechaun. This small green wonder, masquerading as both flower and succulent, sat in my palm like a porcelain promise of eternal spring. "It's bathroom wall art," my sister declared, her voice brimming with the pride usually reserved for announcing a Nobel Prize win or a particularly successful bowel movement. I turned the petite imposter over, revealing a keyhole that transformed this botanical charlatan into a wall-mounting marvel. "So you can actually hang this chlorophyll con artist?" I mused, already envisioning my bathroom evolving from a mundane washroom into a veritable Eden of faux flora. As she waxed poetic about the virtues of this ceramic creation, I found myself swept up in a wave of horticultural hysteria. This wasn't just wall art decor; it was a revolution against the tyranny of living plants that demand water, sunlight, and constant emotional reassurance. By the time she finished her impassioned pitch, I was a convert. Who knew the path to bathroom beautification could be paved with pint-sized porcelain posies? Suddenly, my bare walls seemed less like a blank canvas and more like a barren wasteland crying out for the touch of this tiled temptress.
Dimensions
  • 10.92 cm (4.3") diameter, 5.59 cm (2.2") height
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2023
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging

Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes

After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.